Yes, we've got big news to announce. Big, big news. Basically, we’ve been appointed to work on an incredibly exciting project. But we can't say a word about it. Not a peep. Nowt. Even though it's pretty much blown our socks off.
Now just to be clear, the product we're working on doesn't actually blow your socks off. It's not some kind of explosive-based clothing remover. But it might as well be, because it's that awesome. Imagine never having to bend down to take your socks off again. Life-changing.